Today, I went to buy condoms, and asked the cashier how much they cost. He gave me a price, and just to mess with him, I said “oh, I’ll be right back.” and I went exploring the aisles for saran wrap and a bag of rubber bands. I came back and asked how much they would cost. His face was priceless. MLIA
“Grief may be a thing we all have in common, but it looks different on everyone. It isn’t just death we have to grieve. It’s life. It’s loss. It’s change. And when we wonder why it has to suck so much sometimes, has to hurt so bad. The thing we gotta try to remember is that it can turn on a dime. That’s how you stay alive. When it hurts so much you can’t breathe, that’s how you survive.
By remembering that one day, somehow, impossibly, you won’t feel this way. It won’t hurt this much. Grief comes in its own time for everyone, in its own way. So the best we can do, the best anyone can do, is try for honesty. The really crappy thing, the very worst part of grief is that you can’t control it. The best we can do is try to let ourselves feel it when it comes. And let it go when we can. The very worst part is that the minute you think you’re past it, it starts all over again. And always, every time, it takes your breath away.”—Grey’s Anatomy
01. You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you. *02. You have been in a serious relationship before. *03. You own an iPod of some sort. 04. You do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend. *05. You drink too much alcohol. *06. You have been to the Olive Garden. *07. You have taken medicine of some sort this week. 08. It is really cold in your house right now. 09. You are extremely dependent on others. 10. You do not like to express your feelings in front of others. 11. You ate a lot of food today. *12. It doesn’t take much for you to cry. 13. People consider you a sappy sort of person. 14. Someone in your family is rich. *15. You have been to Disney World or Disneyland before. *16. You hate when people constantly talk about themselves. *17. You are a good listener, but you hate complainers. 18. Someone has called you for a serious medical emergency before. 19. You have had a serious surgery. 20. Your house has a spare bedroom. *21. Your house is old. 22. You have at least one cousin under the age of three. 23. You have never held a baby before. 24. You can’t handle toddlers. *25. You have a painting in your room. *26. You have been to Canada. 27. You have been to Mexico. *28. You love cherry flavored lollipops. *29. You celebrate Easter. *30. You observe Lent. *31. You are Catholic. 32. You do not believe in God. 33. Religion is not important to you. 34. You want to have a small family one day. 35. You would rather have more sons than daughters. 36. You have more aunts than uncles. *37. You hate being too cold. 38. You currently are way more tan than everyone else. *39. You wear shoes in your house. 40. Your parents are clean freaks. 41. You are more messy than clean. 42. You are currently angry at someone. 43. Patience is so not a virtue to you. 44. Your desk is extremely clean. *45. Your bed sheets are either blue, green, black, or white. 46. When you hear “black & white” it reminds you of Katy Perry’s ‘Hot n Cold’ song. 47. You have no clue what that song is. 48. You think rap artists are completely pathetic. *49. You are glad George Bush is out of office. 50. Politics are boring to you. 51. You take a vitamin daily. *52. You feel like you are sick often. *53. You hate throwing up. 54. You think it’s gross when people set food down on their desk at school with no napkin. 55. You also find it gross that people sit on top of desks. 56. You are now cringing at the thought of someone’s food where someone’s ass was. 57. You love getting bubble baths. 58. You do not like chocolate at all. 59. You are allergic to nuts. *60. You have been stung by a bee before. *61. You have been to the emergency room before for something. *62. One of your parents is 50 or older. 63. You are the baby of your immediate family. 64. You hate broccoli. *65. Cooked carrots are good, though. *66. You go on Facebook too much. *67. You are really comfortable right now. *68. You like witty t-shirts. 69. You are a major fan of underground bands. *70. You have been on an airplane before. 71. You are not afraid of heights. *72. You consider yourself paranoid. 73. You have had a panic attack before. *74. The thought of being old and alone bothers you. 75. You would choose the elderly over children. 76. You feel like you’re living in the wrong decade. *77. You have smoked weed before. 78. You think it’s way too cold outside right now. *79. You love the thought of sleeping in tomorrow morning. 80. You would rather go to bed early and get up early. *81. You feel like the early bird catches the worm. 82. You are a big breakfast eater. 83. You are currently suffering from the common cold. 84. You are craving something salty. *85. You have been in a car today. *86. There is something plugged in near you. *87. You have heard of the TV show “Private Practice.” 88. You do not like medical television shows. *89. You prefer horror to comedies. 90. You adore Leo & Kate. 91. You think high-waisted pants look good. 92. You hate cheesy movies. 93. You enjoy camping out. 94. Bugs don’t bother you. 95. You do well in school without trying. 96. You are extremely jealous of someone currently. 97. You feel like you have changed a lot from 08-09. 98. You like energy drinks. 99. You like italics. *100. You know the entire script of Mean Girls.